May 2013
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
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during MATH examinations, some people solve...
sodamnrelatable: when I just sit there and solve my problems like: via sodamnrelatable
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4fagsunderthestars: 4fagsunderthestars: hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city? i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties yes i do no one can twerk dat ass like you i swear its true if you keep reblogging this I will eat your parents
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My city’s (Toronto) mayor, Rob Ford, ladies and gentlemen.
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