When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
during MATH examinations, some people solve...
sodamnrelatable: when I just sit there and solve my problems like: via sodamnrelatable
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My city’s (Toronto) mayor, Rob Ford, ladies and gentlemen.